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Law of equality ??

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!????
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I argued??... She argued??...
I shouted??... She shouted?? and then she cried??

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method??
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...??????


One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'????

Thank god she didnt add
  'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!


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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants?

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!


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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife


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