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Law of equality ??
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!????
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I argued??... She argued??...
I shouted??... She shouted?? and then she cried??
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method??
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...??????
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'????
Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
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What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants?
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife
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Dont laugh alone ... pass it on....
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